sovietsofficial:

coxinyoface:

nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

(via like-crazy-cakes)

pussylipgloss:

i can’t listen to a rich person telling me anything about staying strong ……….i’ll stay strong if you gave me $1000

(via tendercoretroglodyke)

wild–mountain–thyme:

dickheaddutch:

oak23:

anxietyproblem:

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

(via syrian-bitch)

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

(via may)

bramblewing:

dinosarden:

beehtml:

HE WORE A SHIRT WITH HIS WIFE ON IT

what’s even better is that she made it for him and he loved it

(via housetohalf)

filthy-rat:

when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

(via housetohalf)

poorpoorpitifulme:

rhaella:

lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

Also the meaning of, like, a whole bunch of words

(via sluttywesker)

poorpoorpitifulme:

rhaella:

lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

Also the meaning of, like, a whole bunch of words

(via sluttywesker)